Food for thought

Here's some food for thought:
Money doesn't buy happiness but it sure would buy a lot of things that would make me happy.
And though the skeptical, material-hating population of the world would pooh-pooh at the thought that this monetary happiness could, in fact, be long lasting, I challenge them.
Some things I could buy with a million dollars:

• Some rain boots (have you looked outside today?)
• A FUCKING MOCHA
• A husband
• A dress that didn't expose more of me than even I'd like to see
• An iPhone
• A restaurant that only I would eat in
• A college education
• A beautiful house for my husband and I (hey, he's gotta be satisfied somehow)
• An island
• A recording studio
• And A FUCKING MOCHA

Riddle me that, naysayers!